Thomas McGinity
Well-known member
Just in case anyone can confirm this, Dr. Still Bill (head coach of the "Hell's Canyon" Racing Team, the proprietor of signature hot sauce and large presence at any gathering), claims to have been running in first place for the first time ever just before auguring into the soil somewhere on the first lap around mile 1.8 or so at the 2012 Hare Scramble in Myakka, FL.
The local Gainesville news teams are intrigued, but hesitant to run the story until confirmation that Bill did, in fact, lead the large class of Master C.
Bill has announced his fuzzy recall that that a few riders in front of him zigged when they should have zagged and ran astray leaving our potential super hero in first for what seemed like minutes. Then he claims to have encountered a dozer like encounter from the rear which cleaned him off course to take the soil sample close up.
Today's inspection by the proper personnel revealed a dislocated shoulder and grade 3 acromial/clavicular separation in the starboard wing (for true).
Bill has vowed to return as quickly as possible and may even consider the possibility of thinking about physical therapy or at least trying some push ups maybe in the future. He is also curious as to if anyone can fill him in on the details of the crash as it was a touching encounter in an open field section.
So give a toast to Bill. He loves almost everyone most all the time.
The local Gainesville news teams are intrigued, but hesitant to run the story until confirmation that Bill did, in fact, lead the large class of Master C.
Bill has announced his fuzzy recall that that a few riders in front of him zigged when they should have zagged and ran astray leaving our potential super hero in first for what seemed like minutes. Then he claims to have encountered a dozer like encounter from the rear which cleaned him off course to take the soil sample close up.
Today's inspection by the proper personnel revealed a dislocated shoulder and grade 3 acromial/clavicular separation in the starboard wing (for true).
Bill has vowed to return as quickly as possible and may even consider the possibility of thinking about physical therapy or at least trying some push ups maybe in the future. He is also curious as to if anyone can fill him in on the details of the crash as it was a touching encounter in an open field section.
So give a toast to Bill. He loves almost everyone most all the time.
